A Short History of Medicine (Joke)

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A Short History of Medicine

“Doctor, I have an ear ache.”

2000 BC – “Here, eat this root.”

1000 BC – “That root is heathen, say this prayer.”

1850 AD – “That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.”

1940 AD – “That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.”

1985 AD – “That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.”

2000 AD – “That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!”

The source of this joke is unknown, but when I saw it on Magsx2 blog, it caught my attention.  (I can really relate to the last line of the joke!)

Please Doc, no more drugs!

I am very weary of prescription medications!  I don’t even want to be near them if at all possible. Some have been ok, but my experiences with many meds lately have been so horrifying and intolerable that I still shiver when I think about them. The pivotal experiences started last year with the advent of my mysterious symptoms that I talked about in my last posting.

Last year while the doctors were baffled and trying to diagnose my various symptoms, they were also treating me with drugs.  It seemed like the focus of using drugs was on symptom suppression since they couldn’t figure out what was wrong.  I often told my doctors, “I don’t want anymore drugs.  I don’t want anymore side effects.”  Some responses I got were, “I can’t help you beyond drugs”, “Don’t worry so much about drugs.” More